Thursday, June 23, 2011

It's a good thing my mom's best friend is asleep, or I totally would have just flashed her my vagina.

In related news, someone should really remind me to pack underwear when I go on vacation. Nightgowns don't cover everything. Then again, next year I'll have my own room on vacation, so I'm pretty sure it's a moot point anyway.

Also, I just texted my best friend telling him that he and I have a better chance at a lasting marriage than this on-again-off-again couple I'm facebook friends with. I think he was creeped out, but he didn't disagree, which kind of makes me think we should totally go for it. The marriage thing, not the disagreeing thing. I feel like marriages created as business partnerships might be more successful than those created with some false pretense of what love is anyway.

Also it's 1:36 in the morning, I've gotten four hours of sleep in the past 36, and I think now I'm just rambling. I should probably just stop here.